How to Use LSD for Losing Weight
John Lennon always denied that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds had anything to do with LSD, and was simply a coincidence. The song was named after his son’s painting. When asked what the painting represented Julian replied, “oh, that’s Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”. The story is probably true, but the surreal lyrics suggest that it was definitely inspired by the hallucinatory drug LSD.
This isn’t the right drug to use for losing weight however, in fact I would suggest that no drug should be used to lose weight. The LSD I recommend is Long Slow Distance – running at a comfortable, easy pace, for as long as you can.
The mistake a lot of new runners make is trying to run too fast, too soon. If losing weight is your objective then this is completely the wrong thing to do. Very fast running becomes almost anaerobic, i.e using muscles. This does burn calories, but NOT fat!
Running slowly is completely aerobic, if you also run a long way the body has time to utilise the fat stores in your body for energy. So LSD is the ultimate fat burner! The wonderful thing about LSD is it’s the easiest form of running…the only thing you need is time and motivation.
You can find the time, and surely burning fat is the motivation?
Marathon Runner, Drinker and Artist, Blogging for Pleasure and Profit.
Hi John,
You do come up with some amazing titles for your blog posts! Bet you’re a star with the search engines! I have a friend who has a photographic card company called ‘decrophilia’ (appertaining to the art deco movement). He gets millions of hits but very few sales. Eventually he realised that it was people looking for necrophilia who assumed he had spelt it wrongly! Great post, as always.
Enjoy the journey.
Mandy
Hello Mandy,I must admit I usually think of a title first, and then write the post to fit. I hope you're right about the search engines!
Good story about 'decrophilia'; it's made me start thinking about some new blog titles ............ :O)
I admire your work rate Mandy, I've never known someone as prolific as you. Keep it up!
John
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This is a very nice post. LSD is definitely the way to go if you want to loose weight but most people still have not realized this.
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John McNally
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September 22nd, 2011 at 2:42 pm
I think it’s the “Slow” part of the formula that puts people off Gary, however it’s not speed that’s important for weight loss but time on feet and distance covered.
John
Leamington Spa, England
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