Police Warning

Interpol have issued an international alert warning all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be on their guard and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called ‘beer’ is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a women needs only persuade a man to consume a few units of ‘beer’, and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless by this approach. After several ‘beers’, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking ‘beer’, men frequently awake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship’. Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after ‘beer’ is administered and sex offered by the predatory female. Please forward this warning to every male you know.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious ‘beer’ and the predatory woman administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town. Here you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded men. These venues are called ‘pubs’ and there’s bound to be one conveniently near you.
 
John McNally

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4 Responses to “Police Warning”

  1. OMG John! This is so funny! And I haven’t heard it before either!

    Love your blog – the way you mix funny/life stuff up with the informative serious stuff. And you write so well!

    Brilliant!

    Susan

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  2. That's a relief Susan,
    I thought I may upset some of my lady reviewers :O)

    John

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  3. John,

    That is so funny :O)

    Getting my boyfriend to consume beer isn’t the problem, that’s the easy part, getting him OUT of the pub takes some pursuading.

    Margaret

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  4. Margaret,
    I'm sorry, but it sounds like your boyfriend has a drink problem.

    John

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